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Jesus Compels you to Join
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kthnx

Current Music: big dumb face

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razor_cooter
poseurpants
A random smattering of things that should worry you if you're a fuckin square:

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Current Mood: curious curious
Current Music: the rubettes-sugar baby love

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betweenthebars
razor_cooter
betweenthebars
What? No Child porn?! I'm outta here!
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poseurpants
Here are a few of my favorite Hollywood suicide notes:

George Sanders...great actor, total cockslapper in All About Eve
"Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck."

Carol Landis...killed herself over Rex Harrison, that dork from My Fair Lady
"Dearest Mommie: I'm really, really sorry, to put you through this. But there is no way to avoid it. I love you darling. You have been the most wonderful mom evr. And that applies to all our family. I love each and every one of them dearly. Everything goes to you. Look in the files and there is a will which decrees everything. Goodboye, my angel. Pray for me."

Dearest Mommie? Nice touch!

My all-time favorite belongs to kinda-sorta Hollywood star, Lupe Velez who took a ton of pills. When the pills didn't do the trick, she crawled and vomited her way to the bathroom where she ended up drowning in the toilet.

"To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me too but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before I bring him with shame or killin him, Lupe."

Heh. Learn to spell, dipshit.

Howard Armstrong, inventor of FM radio killed himself, too. I listened to FM radio today. I don't blame him

Suicide is pretty fucking stupid unless you're famous. If you're famous, go for it. It's always amusing. The only way I'd do it is if I could possibly overdose on rock 'n roll.
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dorsia
razor_cooter
dorsia
name: ro
age: 22
what's bare third?: on-air goal for cinemax's gay programming team
favorite bitch: who else but your mother
favorite boner: the one in bowie's tights
favorite make-out song: oh my god by pink



oh, you KNOW what that is.

now where's my handjob?
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__tangerine__
razor_cooter
__tangerine__
name: Dave Higgs

age: 16

what's bare third?: Yes, I'd cockslap the pope.

favorite bitch: Laura "Two-Dollah" Franzini. Mmm, good times...

favorite boner: Mine? I'm not getting any other action, so.

favorite make-out song: anything off of Prince's Purple Rain album.

add a picture if you want:



That's me on the left.

Current Mood: good good
Current Music: Rachmaninoff, Rhapsody on a Theme from Pagini

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ethanthemighty
name: Ethan Kyle Feldman
age: 15 in 8 days yo.... 7 days in 12 minutes
what's bare third?: the third girl you give an angry dragon to at a party
favorite bitch: Santa Clause's elves because they're hot and i want to mush them to gravy and eat them
favorite boner: mine because its large enough to kill an elephant. unt my girlfriend loves it.
favorite make-out song: absofuckinlutley "The Mighty Penus Laser by BigDumbFace." Or the aptly semi-titled "The Dry Humping Song" me unt Wayne made when we were bored as fuck
add a picture if you want:
GOD IM A PIMP
god.. im a pimp

Current Mood: .. Im Bored.. Wanna Go Kill Some Baby Seals?
Current Music: BigDumbFace - The Mighty Penus Laser.

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geekstinkbreath
razor_cooter
geekstinkbreath
name: cody
age:20
what's bare third?:a surgically implanted 3rd teste that makes you roughly 150% the man you used to be, more if you're lucky, less if you're german or a vampire
favorite bitch: sofia on the golden girls
favorite boner: the magnificent 8 hour boner that resulted the time that the inventor of melanotan injected himself with dangerous levels of his own experimental drug
favorite make-out song: penetration
add a picture if you want:
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joyjunkie
razor_cooter
joyjunkie
name: e
age: 21
what's bare third?: my favorite weekday activity
fav bitch: joan crawford, anna wintour, and myself
fav boner: the one for me
fav make-out song: anything by jesus and mary chain. even the wierd non make-outy ones


a couple weeks ago paris hilton crashed the lord of the rings pre-oscar party in the hollywood hills. she then fell into a pond in front of everyone who stood and laughed at her. and now this dumb bitch is on the cover of magazines? what the hell is going on?
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uber_retarded
razor_cooter
uber_retarded
name: Waynis, cause wayne is for cowboys
age: fifteen
what's bare third?: bare third is dry, anal sex.
favorite bitch: oh geeze. i would have to say...christina aguilera circa the dirrty video or that woman that plays dorothy in the wizard of oz.
favorite boner: this is an easier one, rubban studard. im not too particular about the penis in my mouth as long as it is free of the stds.
favorite make-out song: sippin' 40z by gravy train or mighty penis lazer by big dumb face
add a picture if you want:
its me looking not seductive at all

Current Mood: horny i need some food
Current Music: the vogue | miss kittin

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