age: 15 in 8 days yo.... 7 days in 12 minutes
what's bare third?: the third girl you give an angry dragon to at a party
favorite bitch: Santa Clause's elves because they're hot and i want to mush them to gravy and eat them
favorite boner: mine because its large enough to kill an elephant. unt my girlfriend loves it.
favorite make-out song: absofuckinlutley "The Mighty Penus Laser by BigDumbFace." Or the aptly semi-titled "The Dry Humping Song" me unt Wayne made when we were bored as fuck
add a picture if you want:
god.. im a pimp
Current Mood: .. Im Bored.. Wanna Go Kill Some Baby Seals?
Current Music: BigDumbFace - The Mighty Penus Laser.