Here are a few of my favorite Hollywood suicide notes:
George Sanders...great actor, total cockslapper in All About Eve
"Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck."
Carol Landis...killed herself over Rex Harrison, that dork from My Fair Lady
"Dearest Mommie: I'm really, really sorry, to put you through this. But there is no way to avoid it. I love you darling. You have been the most wonderful mom evr. And that applies to all our family. I love each and every one of them dearly. Everything goes to you. Look in the files and there is a will which decrees everything. Goodboye, my angel. Pray for me."
Dearest Mommie? Nice touch!
My all-time favorite belongs to kinda-sorta Hollywood star, Lupe Velez who took a ton of pills. When the pills didn't do the trick, she crawled and vomited her way to the bathroom where she ended up drowning in the toilet.
"To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me too but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before I bring him with shame or killin him, Lupe."
Heh. Learn to spell, dipshit.
Howard Armstrong, inventor of FM radio killed himself, too. I listened to FM radio today. I don't blame him
Suicide is pretty fucking stupid unless you're famous. If you're famous, go for it. It's always amusing. The only way I'd do it is if I could possibly overdose on rock 'n roll.